Thursday, July 28, 2011

Runkhesrtrich Gredelburgv

A man from Cape May is half elephant half man. Unlike Lynch’s creation, the creature is beautiful standing eight feet tall, grey and with a body protruding from his head with distinguishable human features. This man has ’73’ tattooed on his forehead boldly indicating the grade his high school art teacher gave him for expressing a lack of artistic ability. He is now an artist who participates in painting, drawing, cinematography, photography, printmaking, music, poetry and fictional writing. Oftentimes at night, he has been caught walking on water, which his family claims is his spiritual routine. Runkhesrtrich Gredelburgv, age 29, grew up a mostly normal boy. Soon thereafter, he began to sprout tusks and large ears. In his twenties, he developed social retardation and grew an entirely new body. He is now the heaviest human alive, weighing in at nearly two thousand pounds. A typical day consists of the consumption of over fifty pounds of food. Gredelburgv has extreme difficulty communicating his thoughts through speaking, but his artwork has been described as “purely brilliant”, “astonishing” and “a must have for any collector”. 

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